
Before you add to cart
Because Stress Travels in Packs.
You know what's worse than stress? Running out of the thing that kills it. The Crisis Nuke is twelve jars — three of each putty — built for the people who carry a lot, share freely, and refuse to be caught empty-handed.
This is the family pack. The office pack. The "I'm buying for myself and also converting three people I know" pack. Station them everywhere: desk, gym bag, kids' backpacks, the bathroom where you go to survive school pickup. Give a set to your partner. Keep the rest. Twelve jars goes fast when stress is a household sport.
At $49.99 you're getting $60 worth of Beast Putty — $10 back in your pocket. That's basically a free 2-pack. The math is stupid good and the stress relief is even better.
Squeeze deliberately. Arm the people around you. Kill Stress at scale.
Fair warning: everything below is here to nudge you toward checkout. We're not subtle about it.
Shipping & impact
Ships in 1–2 business days · 5% goes to NAMI
Free US shipping on orders over $35
What people use it for: meetings · fidgety hands · staying focused · tough conversations · phone calls
This is my second ourchase from this seller. The first time, I bought one for my pre-teen daughter. The second order was another for my daughter, one for my friend's daughter, and ANOTHER for a student of mine! The putty containers are the perfect size, and the texture is amazing. They aren't too sticky, don't smell bad, and are soooo amazing for anxiety-ridden or hyperactive students. I am a middle school teacher, and these have my 1000000% approval for students to use in class and at home doing homework. The seller ships immediately and packages expertly. And you get exactly what is described in the post. Excellent product.
— MaganLoved this item! I leave it in my purse and bring it everywhere! Will def be buying more.
— HaileyHigh quality putty with a great dense feel. Perfect for teens that like something to do with their hands while they study!! The black color and the color change makes it extra cool.
— AmandaI've been using the putty to keep me away from multi-tasking during my back-to-back meetings. It's a job saver!
— Rocky CherryThey fiddle with it regularly. As a parent, I also love it. It’s not sticky and doesn’t leave a mess when I find it out and about on tables and chairs. What a delightful find!
— Christy