Beast Putty + Columbus: A Match Made in Weird
Home of the Oreo, home of bizarre traditions, and now home to the weirdest putty in Ohio.
Help Us Get HereColumbus Is Weirder Than You Think. So Is Our Putty.
In Columbus it's illegal to fish for whales on Sunday — a strange law in a landlocked state. Also illegal: getting a fish drunk any day.
Weird laws? Beast Putty is always legal relief.
Columbus had a homecoming queen election in 1926 where voter fraud resulted in the crown going to Ms. Maudine Ormsby — a cow from the College of Agriculture.
Even bovine royalty needs stress relief. Beast Putty: for humans and cattle alike.
Leroy Jenkins was a famous televangelist who sold "miracle water" from a well in Delaware and had legendary Elvis hair.
We don't sell miracles. Just reliable stress relief in a squeezable form.
The NFL was headquartered in Columbus from 1927-1939 — the city even had the Columbus Panhandles, the first team to play another NFL team.
We sidelined the pro league. Now we're tackling your stress.
The Ohio History Center displays a genuine two-headed calf born in 1915, stuffed and mounted like the ultimate circus attraction.
Two heads beat one. But Beast Putty squeezes equally well with any appendage count.
Judy Garland was inducted into Ohio State's Sigma Chi fraternity in 1938 — just a year before "The Wizard of Oz" dropped.
She followed the Yellow Brick Road. We follow the putty relief road.
In 1897, the Indiana Pi Bill attempted to legislate the value of pi and passed the House unanimously before mathematicians intervened.
Math can't be legislated. But stress relief? We got the formula.
This city is too weird not to share
What Is Beast Putty?
Beast Putty is not your kindergarten putty. It's premium, weirdly satisfying, sensory-grade stress relief designed for creatives, overthinkers, and anyone whose hands need something to do.
Squeeze it. Stretch it. Tear it apart and smush it back together. It's therapy you can fit in your pocket.
Made for weirdos. Loved by thousands. Coming to Columbus.
Find Beast Putty Near You in Columbus
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Big Fun Columbus
North High Street
Huge selection of vintage toys from the 1960s to today, plus greeting cards, jokes, and classic candy.
Dublin Toy Emporium
Dublin
Wide variety of toys from puzzles to puppets, focusing on high-quality, mind-expanding playthings.
Cub Shrub
North High Street
Toys, puzzles, gifts, clothes, and books started by Tiger Tree owners with curated selections.
Learning Express Toys
Multiple Locations
Gifts for all ages with free gift wrapping and educational focus across central Ohio locations.
Oh, Know!
Columbus
Carefully curated educational gifts, toys, games, and books that inspire learners of all ages.
The Guardtower
Columbus
An unplugged games store since 1987 dedicated to board games, card games, and role-playing games.
Rocket Fizz
Multiple Locations
Nostalgic candy, toys, and fun finds that make you feel like a kid again.
Beyond The Board
Columbus
Specialty board games and strategy games for enthusiasts and casual players alike.
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