Beast Putty + Honolulu: A Match Made in Weird

In 1893, U.S. citizens orchestrated a coup d'état, overthrowing the Hawaiian monarchy—a colonial takeover many mainland Americans have never even heard about.

History isn't always pretty, but Beast Putty helps with the stress.

An urban legend claims that transporting pork over the Pali Highway will anger goddess Pele—your car breaks down until you throw the pork away.

We're not angering any Hawaiian deities—Beast Putty brings only good vibes.

Iolani Palace got electric lighting four years BEFORE the White House—Hawaii's royalty were literally more advanced than U.S. presidents.

We're bringing advanced stress relief to the mainland—catch up.

Mauna Kea, measured from its underwater base, is actually taller than Mount Everest—a secret Hawaiian geography nobody talks about.

Go big or go home. Beast Putty goes BIG on stress relief.

Honolulu ranks #2 in the nation for worst traffic congestion—people waste 60 hours per year sitting in cars.

Stuck in gridlock? Beast Putty is your automotive stress solution.

The Kalaupapa Cliffs on Moloka'i are 2,000 feet high—the tallest cliffs in the world—yet most tourists never know they exist.

Some beauty is hidden. Some stress relief is right in your hand—Beast Putty.