Beast Putty + New Orleans: A Match Made in Weird

The LaLaurie Mansion is one of America's most haunted buildings because Madame LaLaurie tortured enslaved people there in the 1800s—seven victims were found suspended by their necks with stretched limbs during a fire in 1834.

Some stress has dark roots. Healing matters, and so does Beast Putty.

The "Casket Girls" legend claims vampire-like French girls arrived in colonial New Orleans in coffins; their belongings vanished, and they were exiled as undead demons.

We're not vampires or casket dwellers—Beast Putty brings you back to life.

The Grunch are local cryptids—albino Chupacabra-like creatures or goat-headed humanoids with razor teeth that supposedly lurk in East New Orleans woods.

Only thing lurking here is stress relief—Beast Putty, the friendliest monster ever.

New Orleans has more haunted locations per capita than almost anywhere in the U.S., featuring centuries of cholera, yellow fever, fires, floods, and enslavement.

Ghosts of the past are real. Present-day relaxation is real too—thanks, Beast Putty.

Marie Laveau spent her life as a free woman of color nursing yellow fever patients, feeding the poor, and adopting orphans—far more badass than voodoo myths suggest.

True power is healing. Beast Putty heals stress like Marie healed communities.

The water table in New Orleans is so high that all graves must be above-ground in above-ground tombs—literally called "cities of the dead."

No burial here, just stress disappearing into Beast Putty's magic.