Beast Putty + San Francisco: A Match Made in Weird
Where Karl the Fog hangs out, and now so does the dopest stress relief putty this side of the Golden Gate.
Help Us Get HereSan Francisco Is Weirder Than You Think. So Is Our Putty.
It's illegal to carry bread, cakes, or pastries in an open basket in San Francisco — you can only walk dogs if you have eight or fewer.
No bread baskets. No nine dogs. Infinite Beast Putty squeezes. Check the rules.
In 1867, San Francisco implemented America's first "ugly law" which prohibited unsightly people from appearing in public — later thankfully repealed.
We don't discriminate. Ugly stress and pretty stress both need relief.
Joshua Abraham Norton declared himself "Emperor of the United States" in 1859 with no actual power, but 10,000 people attended his funeral.
Beast Putty: treating everyone like emperors since forever.
The first bubonic plague epidemic in continental US broke out in San Francisco's Chinatown in 1900, killing over 100 people.
Plague relief in a squishy form. Beast Putty: modern medicine for stress.
San Francisco banned city burials in 1902, forcing the historic city to relocate all cemeteries to Colma, California — a town made almost entirely of graveyards.
Literally a city of the dead. Beast Putty helps you feel alive instead.
The infamous Gum Wall behind Pike Place Market accumulates 172,000+ pieces of stuck gum, with people still adding to the disgusting mural.
Our putty stays in your hands. Where chewed gum belongs: nowhere.
San Francisco has a "naked law" — it's illegal to be nude in public unless you get a parade permit approved first.
Complicated rules for freedom. Beast Putty? Always legal relief.
This city is too weird not to share
What Is Beast Putty?
Beast Putty is not your kindergarten putty. It's premium, weirdly satisfying, sensory-grade stress relief designed for creatives, overthinkers, and anyone whose hands need something to do.
Squeeze it. Stretch it. Tear it apart and smush it back together. It's therapy you can fit in your pocket.
Made for weirdos. Loved by thousands. Coming to San Francisco.
Find Beast Putty Near You in San Francisco
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TANTRUM
Multiple Locations
Mom-and-pop toy shop since 2012 with curated toys, free gift wrap, and local San Francisco delivery.
Just For Fun
Noe Valley
Eco-friendly toy store offering art supplies, crafts, toys, and fun gifts since way back.
Paxton Gate
Valencia Street
Curiosity shop on Valencia with creative, smart toys and games that make you think.
Pirate Supply Store
Valencia Street
One of San Francisco's proper eccentricities — a feat of imagination and oddity with fun curios.
SFMOMA Museum Store
South of Market
Art-focused gifts and collectibles perfect for design-loving adults and curious kids.
Mapamundi Kids
Noe Valley
Design-driven lifestyle shop for kids with curated toys, clothes, books, and decor.
Ambassador Toys
Multiple Locations
Wide selection of toys and games at Embarcadero Center and West Portal locations.
Jeffrey's Toys
Multiple Locations
The city's oldest toy store with a vast variety of toys, games, and comics for all ages.
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