Crisis Nuke (12 Pack)

Because Stress Travels in Packs.

You know what's worse than stress? Running out of the thing that kills it. The Crisis Nuke is twelve jars — three of each putty — built for the people who carry a lot, share freely, and refuse to be caught empty-handed.

This is the family pack. The office pack. The "I'm buying for myself and also converting three people I know" pack. Station them everywhere: desk, gym bag, kids' backpacks, the bathroom where you go to survive school pickup. Give a set to your partner. Keep the rest. Twelve jars goes fast when stress is a household sport.

At $49.99 you're getting $60 worth of Beast Putty — $10 back in your pocket. That's basically a free 2-pack. The math is stupid good and the stress relief is even better.

Squeeze deliberately. Arm the people around you. Kill Stress at scale.

• Includes: Dark Matter, Blood of Your Enemies, Icy Stares, Brain Worm (3 of each)
• Best for: Families, offices, bulk gifting, true believers
• Value: $60.00 worth of Beast Putty — you pay $49.99