Beast Putty Labs
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(Warning: Low ROI. High Chaos.) No promises. No refunds. Just semi-entertaining distractions, dumb ideas, and possibly brilliant nonsense.
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GAMES
Bizarre browser games. Zero tutorials. Instant chaos.

PERSONALITY QUIZZES
Brutally honest. Suspiciously accurate. Impossible to argue with.

LIFE CALCULATORS
The math of your existence rendered in uncomfortable detail.

COUNTDOWN TIMERS
Christmas. Friday. Summer. Your birthday. Watch the seconds vanish.
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CORPORATE MINECRAFT
Mine Beast Putty, craft custom blends at your workstation, and keep your coworkers from snapping. Some of them are creepers.

BEAST STRETCH
Hold to stretch putty into a bridge. Release to drop. Hit the sweet spot for combos.

WHAT'S YOUR TOXIC TRAIT?
Discover which personality flaw defines you. No sugarcoating.

NETFLIX LIFE DRAIN
How many days of your finite existence have you surrendered to the algorithm?

CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN
Santa is watching. You've probably already failed.
PUTTY SMASH
Colorful blobs pop out of Beast Putty jars — smash them before they escape! Build combos and hunt golden blobs for 5× points.

PUTTY POLTERGEIST
Click the haunted putty blobs before they multiply. 5 levels of escalating visual chaos.
Weird Games
These ones break on purpose.
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The Actual Product
Beast Putty is real stress relief putty. Not just games. Squeeze it, stretch it, throw it at your desk. 5% goes to NAMI.
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