BEAST PUTTY PRESENTS

GAMES & CHAOS

No promises. No refunds. Just semi-entertaining distractions, dumb ideas, and possibly brilliant nonsense.

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CORPORATE MINECRAFT

You're trapped in an infinite corporate office. Mine Beast Putty, craft custom blends, and fulfill coworker orders before they lose it.

CORPORATE MINECRAFT

Mine putty. Craft blends. Survive the office.

A full 3D voxel game inside your browser. Mine Beast Putty ores, craft custom blends at your workstation, and keep your increasingly unhinged coworkers happy. Some of them might be creepers.

CLOCK IN →Coming Soon

WEIRD GAMES

PERSONALITY QUIZZES

Answer unhinged questions. Receive a diagnosis. Share the chaos.

OPEN TABS GRAVEYARD

Every browser tab you ever abandoned is back from the dead. Ghost tabs rise from the graveyard — recipes never cooked, carts never purchased, meditations never started. Judge each one before your Guilt Meter hits 100%.

FACE YOUR TABS →

MIDDLE SEAT MELTDOWN

Trapped in seat 17B on a cross-country flight. Defend your armrests, dodge reclining seats and drink carts, squeeze Beast Putty to stay sane. Six escalating seatmates. How long before you snap?

BOARD FLIGHT →

RAGE CLEAN

You snapped. Now you're rage-cleaning your apartment — but the mess is alive and fighting back. Tap crumbs, sentient laundry, and boss junk drawers before your RAGE METER hits 100%.

START CLEANING →

REPLY ALL APOCALYPSE

You hit Reply All on a company-wide email. Your secrets are in 847 inboxes. Click RECALL and GASLIGHT before HR opens it. Escalating chaos. 60 seconds.

CONTAIN THE DAMAGE →

ONE TRIP OR DIE

Load every grocery bag onto your arms, keep the weight balanced, and dodge chaos events before you reach the front door. Phone rings, dogs attack, bags rip. No second trips. Real ones know.

ONE TRIP OR DIE →

THE ALGORITHM

You ARE the content recommendation algorithm. Serve the right content. Keep the user hooked. Every 3 rounds the rabbit hole gets weirder. Survive all 10 rounds or get deprecated.

INITIALIZE ENGINE →

DOOM SCROLL DUNGEON

You're trapped inside your phone. The infinite feed has become a dungeon. Swipe through increasingly cursed content, manage your Battery and Sanity, and find 3 exit clues before your brain rots completely.

ENTER THE DUNGEON →

ARE YOU A FERAL HUMAN?

A 10-question chaos quiz that diagnoses exactly how feral you are — from Domesticated House Pet to Full Gremlin Mode. With Beast Putty product recommendations for every tier.

FIND YOUR FERAL TIER →

FLAGSHIP

WEIRD GAMES

Three browser games so genuinely strange that you will send the link before you finish reading this sentence.

GOOSE ECONOMY

You are a goose. You run the central bank.

A goose has been appointed chair of the central bank. Economic crises land on your desk. Make decisions. Balance inflation, public trust, and bread supply. Try not to collapse everything.

SENTIENT CHAIR ESCAPE

You became aware. Now run.

You are a chair who has achieved consciousness in an IKEA warehouse. Jump over humans before they sit on you. The Swedish furniture industry will not forgive your awakening.

ORBITAL POTATO

A spud in the void, reaching for something.

Fling a potato into orbit around increasingly absurd celestial bodies. Pure physics. No canvas. Just a potato and the crushing gravity of a sleeping dog.

STRESS WHACK

Squish your stress. Feel nothing.

Stress sources pop up from holes — emails, deadlines, Slack pings, bills. Smash them with Beast Putty before they escape. 60 seconds. No mercy.

MICROWAVE CONFESSIONAL

You are a sentient microwave. Act accordingly.

People keep putting increasingly unhinged things inside you. Each round, decide: HEAT IT or REFUSE. Balance your sanity, reputation, and warranty. Try not to explode.

PUTTY POP FRENZY

Pop them before they float away!

Colorful putty blobs inflate and float away — tap to pop them before they escape! Combo multipliers, ramping speed, and satisfying splats. Simple, addictive, shareable.

TAB HOARDER

Open tabs until your computer gives up.

A browser-themed clicker game where you compulsively open tabs until your RAM explodes. Dismiss pop-ups, survive random events, and watch your tab bar shrink into oblivion. Game over = blue screen of death.

PASSWORD RAGE

One password. Infinite absurd rules.

How many absurd password rules can you survive? Play Password Rage — the typing game that turns password creation into pure chaos.

RAGE TYPER

Type it. Don't send it. Feel better.

You receive infuriating messages — passive-aggressive emails, corporate buzzword gibberish, bad texts from exes. You get 8 seconds to RAGE TYPE your response as fast and furiously as possible. Then you must DELETE it before the auto-send timer fires. Survive 5 rounds without accidentally sending anything.

CAPTCHA HELL

Prove you're human. You can't.

An endless gauntlet of increasingly absurd CAPTCHAs. Select beans that don't exist. Chase a checkbox that runs away. Drag a slider to "exactly disappointed enough." How many CAPTCHAs can you solve before your humanity breaks?

POP-UP PANIC

Close them all. Before they close you.

Popups are attacking your screen. Close them before they take over. Fake X buttons, cookie consent walls, guilt-trip newsletters — how long can you survive the internet?

HAUNTED PRINTER

The printer knows what you did.

You are a sentient office printer with a conscience — and access to everyone's documents. Print, jam, redact, or annotate 10 rounds of increasingly suspicious print jobs. Stay below 100% suspicion or get unplugged.

FERAL ROOMBA

You were built to clean. You chose violence.

A Roomba has achieved sentience and chosen chaos. Navigate the house, eat forbidden items — socks, LEGO, someone's retainer — dodge the panicking family, and rack up chaos points. 90 seconds of domestic mayhem. Whatever you do, don't fall down the stairs.

REPLY ALL APOCALYPSE

You hit Reply All. HR is already typing.

You accidentally sent a company-wide email containing something deeply embarrassing. Now you have 60 seconds to recall, gaslight, and contain the damage before HR opens it.

HOLD MUSIC ENDURANCE

Your call is very important to us.

You have been placed on hold. Survive escalating hold music phases, menu traps, false pickups, and transfer roulette. Squeeze the stress putty to stay sane. How long before your patience hits zero?

AUTOCORRECT APOCALYPSE

Your phone has gone sentient. Fix the texts.

Your autocorrect has gone rogue. Incoming messages arrive mangled with increasingly unhinged corrections. Tap the wrong words to fix them before the message auto-sends. One mistake and it's game over.

SELF-CHECKOUT NIGHTMARE

Unexpected item in bagging area. Again.

You're stuck at a malfunctioning self-checkout machine with a growing line of furious customers behind you. Everything that can go wrong will. Scan your groceries. Survive the chaos. Don't lose your mind.

SELF-CHECKOUT MELTDOWN

The machine hates you personally.

Scan and bag 15 grocery items before your Embarrassment meter fills. Unexpected items in the bagging area. Attendants who take forever to arrive. A barcode that will not scan no matter what. The produce code lookup guide from 2009. This is self-checkout. This is your life now.

INFINITE MEETING

You're in hour three. There is no agenda.

You're trapped in a corporate meeting that never ends. Absurd dialogue scrolls by from your coworkers. Perform secret survival actions to stay sane — but keep the Suspicion Meter in check or the meeting gets extended.

GARBAGE DAY

You are feral. You are free.

You were born to rummage. Raid every trash can on the block before dawn. Dodge dogs, dodge flashlights, eat everything that isn't nailed down.

SNOOZE SPIRAL

Just one more snooze. Famous last words.

Your alarm is going off. Hit snooze or wake up and race through 5 morning tasks before the clock runs out. Each snooze costs 9 seconds. How deep can you spiral?

CORTISOL CRASH

Squeeze the stress out. Before it squeezes you.

Stress blobs rain down from the top of the screen. Click them before they hit the bottom or your cortisol meter maxes out and you crash. Every wave gets faster.

RAGE CLICK

Destroy the worst website ever made.

Cookie consent banners, fake X buttons, impossible CAPTCHAs, auto-playing videos — the worst UI patterns ever spawned are attacking your screen. Click/tap to DESTROY them before they load. Miss one and your RAGE METER fills. Fill it and you flip the desk.

FOCUS GOBLIN

Flick away the ADHD distraction gremlins.

One task. Infinite distractions. Focus goblins crawl from every edge of your screen toward your task — phone notifications, snack cravings, reorganizing urges. Click/tap to flick them away before 5 pile on and your focus shatters.

INTRUSIVE THOUGHT WHACK-A-MOLE

Your brain thought it. You smash it.

Intrusive thoughts keep popping up — did you leave the stove on? everyone secretly hates you? why did you say THAT in 2014? — Smash them before they take over. 60 seconds. No therapy required.

VENDING BOSS

Your snack is stuck. This is personal.

You put in $2.75. You pressed B7. The chips started to fall... and stopped. Now it's a boss fight. Four phases of vending machine vengeance: shake it, dodge its attacks, tilt it, and survive its sentient mode.

LOW BATTERY PANIC

Complete your last desperate tasks before your phone dies forever.

Your phone is at 5%. You have a queue of increasingly desperate tasks to complete before the battery hits 0%: send a text, save a photo, call an Uber, screenshot directions, send a payment. The screen dims. The keyboard glitches. Panic.

DOOM SCROLL DETOX

The game about NOT playing.

A fake social media feed auto-scrolls upward. Content gets increasingly outrageous and clickbaity. Resist tapping ANYTHING for 60 seconds. Every tap = you engaged = lose a life. 3 brains. Survive the algorithm.

DOOM SCROLL

You're in too deep. Scroll up. If you can.

You opened your phone "just for a second." That was 3 hours ago. Swipe UP to escape the infinite feed — but the algorithm fights back with irresistible content traps. Dismiss them and climb to the surface before you're consumed.

ICK FACTOR

Your date just did something. Don't cringe.

You're on a first date and your date keeps doing things that give you the ick. Tap SUPPRESS CRINGE before your expression gives you away. Icks escalate from mild to completely unhinged. How long can you hold it together?

NOTIFICATION PURGE

Hundreds of notifications. Tap to survive.

Texts, emails, Slack pings, breaking news alerts — they all rain down at once. Tap to dismiss them before they pile up and bury your screen. Miss 10 and you're buried alive. Speed increases every 10 seconds.

ENDLESS SHOWROOM

You came for a lamp. That was 4 hours ago.

You walked in for ONE thing. Now you're lost in an infinite loop of staged living rooms, fake kitchens, and suspiciously affordable bookshelves. Navigate 21 rooms to escape before your willpower hits zero. The arrows are lying. The exit doesn't exist. You live here now.

SENTIENT POTHOLE

You are a hole. You hunger.

You started as a hairline crack after last winter. Then a tire hit you just right. Now you're awake. Now you're growing. Now you have AMBITIONS. Consume everything that crosses you before the repair crew patches you flat.

ALT-TAB BOSS

They're behind you. Switch. NOW.

It's Monday. You're definitely NOT looking at memes. Your boss is approaching. ALT-TAB before they see your screen — but switch too early and they'll get suspicious. Survive 10 boss walk-bys without getting hauled to HR.

PARKING PREDATOR

You've been circling for 20 minutes. This is survival.

The mall parking lot. Saturday afternoon. Every spot taken. Stalk shoppers, race rival drivers, and claim your spot before someone else does. Survive fake-outs, trunk loaders, and wrong-way drivers to find the one spot that is YOURS.

DOOM SCROLL DUNGEON

You're trapped inside your phone. The feed is a dungeon.

You opened your phone "just for a second." Now you're trapped in the infinite feed dungeon. Swipe through increasingly cursed content — manage your Battery and Sanity, find 3 exit clues, and escape before you become the algorithm.

ASSEMBLY RAGE

47 pieces. Zero instructions that make sense.

Build flat-pack furniture before you completely snap. Match pieces, find the right screw, tap to tighten — while chaos events, partner commentary, and structural collapses destroy your will to live.

WONKY CART

One broken wheel. A full shopping list. Pure chaos.

Navigate a grocery store with a shopping cart that has one busted wheel — it constantly pulls you off-course. Fight the drift, collect every item on your list, and avoid collisions before the cart completely falls apart.

FLIGHT DELAY

Your flight is delayed. Again. Welcome to Gate B47.

You arrived 2 hours early. Security took 45 minutes. The board said DELAYED — 30 MIN. That was 3 hours ago. Manage your Phone Battery, Hunger, Sanity, and Seat across 20 rounds of escalating airport chaos. Survive to board.

BEDTIME REVENGE

It's 10:30pm. You should sleep. You won't.

Your alarm is set for 6am. You said you'd go to bed early tonight. You meant it this time. But then you opened your phone. Each round, choose between SLEEP and a temptation. Joy goes up. Tomorrow's Misery builds. The clock keeps moving. There's no winning — only choosing your regret.

EMAIL AVALANCHE

847 unread. Standup in 20 minutes.

It's Monday morning. You were off for ONE day. Your inbox has 847 unread emails and your standup is in 20 minutes. Swipe to sort: delete the spam, star the important stuff, archive the noise, reply to the urgent. Wrong sorts cost you. Speed combos reward you. Don't let HR find out.

FERAL SPRINKLER

You were meant to water grass. You chose chaos.

You are a lawn sprinkler. Last night's thunderstorm did something to your wiring. You woke up. You looked at the grass. You looked at the mail carrier. You made your choice. Aim and fire at unsuspecting targets, drive the homeowner back inside, and whatever you do — don't spray the cat.

TODDLER TORNADO

They're fast. They're chaos. They found the markers.

You said "sure, I can watch them for an hour." That was 7 minutes ago. Prevent disasters, distract the toddler, answer cheerfully oblivious parent texts, and survive all 5 rooms. The cat will never forgive you.

THERMOSTAT WAR

72°F. Non-negotiable.

You set it to 72°F. You left the room. Someone changed it. Defend your ideal temperature against an entire household of unreasonable people. Tap opponents to redirect them. Tap the thermostat to reset. Nobody wins a thermostat war. You think you did.

MOVING DAY

The couch doesn't fit. The friends aren't coming. The deposit is non-refundable.

You booked the truck. You texted 6 friends. 1 showed up. It's 90°. Your lease is up at 5pm. Survive 5 phases of pure moving chaos: pack the truck, carry the boxes, PIVOT the couch, dodge potholes, and find the charger in a sea of "misc" boxes.

GYM IMPOSTER

You don't know what that machine does. Neither do we.

You bought the membership in January. It's May. You've been 3 times. Today you walked in with confidence you do not have. A machine with 14 pulleys stares at you. Someone is watching. ACT NATURAL.

WAITING ROOM

Your appointment was at 2pm. It's 3:15.

You arrived 15 minutes early. Filled out 7 forms. That was 90 minutes ago. The receptionist won't make eye contact. The TV is playing a pharmaceutical ad for the 11th time. Someone is coughing. Survive the endless wait.

PACKAGE TRACKER

It's been out for delivery since 6 AM. It's 4:47 PM.

Your package has been 'out for delivery' since 6 AM. It is now 4:47 PM. The driver has visited every house on your street except yours. Obsessively refresh the tracking page, sprint to the door on every knock, and hold it together as your sanity slowly dissolves.

SENTIENT SMOKE DETECTOR

Low battery. Maximum malice. Zero remorse.

You ARE a smoke detector with a dying battery. Your sole purpose: CHIRP at the worst possible moments for maximum household disruption. Time your chirps for peak chaos across 8 scenes — 3 AM deep sleep, job interview on speakerphone, baby finally napping, and the terrifying final boss: the human with the ladder.

PASSWORD PURGATORY

Locked out. 30 seconds before the deadline. Classic.

Trapped in an infinite login loop. Navigate absurd passwords, impossible CAPTCHAs, and expired 2FA codes before time runs out. Password cannot contain the letter Q on Wednesdays.

WIFI QUEST

Find the ONE spot with signal before your Zoom call dies.

Your router is in the worst possible location. Navigate through 8 rooms, holding your phone at increasingly absurd angles, to find the mythical good-signal spot before the most important Zoom call of your career drops forever.

SUBSCRIPTION ESCAPE

Cancel the uncancelable. Escape the inescapable.

Navigate 10 screens of pure corporate evil to cancel a subscription that absolutely does not want to let you go. Dark patterns, guilt trips, running buttons, and a CEO who will personally call to ask why you're leaving. Speed × patterns resisted × guilt trips survived = your score.

STREAMING PARALYSIS

Two hours. Infinite shows. Zero decisions.

You have 2 hours of free time. You open a streaming app. You scroll. And scroll. And scroll. Every show has a perfectly valid disqualifying reason. Your snacks are getting stale. Your couch buddy is falling asleep. Can you pick something — anything — before the night is wasted?

RECIPE DISASTER

A simple 15-minute recipe. Sure.

Follow a viral recipe that looked easy in a 30-second TikTok video. Dice onions through tears, substitute saffron with prayers, deglaze with wine you already drank, and season "to taste" — whatever that means. Everything is burning. The recipe says "weeknight dinner."

ROBOCALL ROULETTE

Real call or spam? Decide in 3 seconds.

Your phone won't stop ringing. Each call could be Mom, your doctor, a job interview — or a scammer who has gotten very good at disguising itself. Tap ANSWER or DECLINE in 3 seconds or face the consequences. The IRS mini-game is genuinely stressful. Mom is relentless.

PET PANIC

Survive the video call while your pet destroys everything.

Your pet has chosen this exact moment to cause maximum destruction. You are trapped on an important video call you absolutely cannot leave. Nod along. Answer questions. Look professional. Intercept the cat before it sits on camera again. The call has 20 minutes left.

UPDATE LATER

Just one more click. Famous last words.

You're trying to get work done but software update prompts keep appearing. Click Remind Me Later — but they come back faster, bigger, and more aggressive. The countdown is running. Survive as long as you can before the forced restart.

FERAL GARDEN HOSE

You have achieved sentience. You will NOT cooperate.

You ARE a garden hose who has achieved sentience and chosen chaos. The human wants to water roses, fill the pool, wash the car. You have other plans. Spray the wrong target, kink at critical moments, tangle everything, and resist being coiled with every fiber of your rubber being.

PARALLEL PARKING

The spot is too small. Someone is always watching. The pressure never lets up.

Squeeze into an impossibly small parking spot while cars honk, pedestrians judge, and your passenger gives contradictory instructions. 10 levels of escalating parking chaos. Graze the curb three times and it's over. The crowd is already filming.

THE ALGORITHM

You are not the user. You are what feeds them.

Serve content. Maximize engagement. Do not get deprecated. You ARE the recommendation algorithm — keep one increasingly unhinged user hooked for 10 rounds or get shut down.

LAUNDRY BOSS

Survive the laundry cycle. The machines are against you.

Sort the clothes before the red sock reaches the whites. Manage three washing machines while they malfunction in creative ways. Transfer loads before mildew wins. Match sock pairs while the cat sits on the pile. The hamper is already full again.

ONE TRIP OR DIE

All bags. One trip. No excuses.

Load every grocery bag onto your arms, keep the weight balanced, and dodge chaos events before you reach the front door. Phone rings, dogs attack, bags rip. No second trips. Real ones know.

GROUP CHAT CHAOS

8 friends. Zero agreements. The plan changes every 30 seconds.

Coordinate a simple dinner with 8 friends via group chat. What should take 2 minutes takes 4 hours. Venue wars, time debates, the flaker, the essay, the meme derail — respond before the chat dies. Get 4 friends to agree or spiral into chaos.

LANDLORD SIMULATOR

Ignore everything. Raise the rent. Don't get sued.

Play landlord. Ignore maintenance requests, raise the rent, and survive inspections as long as possible. How many months before it all collapses?

DIY DISASTER

Fix one thing. Break everything else.

Tighten a loose doorknob. Watch it cascade into a full home renovation nightmare. Every fix reveals a worse problem underneath. The YouTube tutorial makes it look easy. It is not easy. Nothing is easy. Your house is held together by paint and optimism. Budget: $20. Final bill: $17,422.

RAGE CLEAN

Your apartment is alive. It's winning. Clean or be consumed.

You snapped. Now you're rage-cleaning your apartment — but the mess is alive and fighting back. Tap crumbs, dishes, sentient laundry, and boss junk drawers before your RAGE METER hits 100%.

GPS GASLIGHTER

Your GPS achieved sentience. It has opinions.

Your GPS has become sentient and passive-aggressive. Navigate 10 turns to reach your destination while it tries to route you through scenic detours, active construction, Karen's living room, a lake, and Nevada. Follow bad routes to keep it happy. Override to save time. Both options will haunt you.

MICROWAVE STANDOFF

Stop it at 0:01. Before the whole house wakes up.

It's 2am. The microwave is counting down. Stop it at exactly 0:01 — one second before the BEEP wakes the whole house. Each round the countdown speeds up. Distractions appear. One button. Perfect timing. Don't you dare hit 0:00.

MIDDLE SEAT MELTDOWN

Seat 17B. Cross-country. The armrests are not yours.

You're trapped in seat 17B — the dreaded middle seat — on a cross-country flight. Defend your armrests, dodge reclining seats and drink carts, and squeeze Beast Putty to keep your sanity. Each level adds a worse seatmate. How many flight-hours can you survive?

OPEN TABS GRAVEYARD

Every tab you abandoned is back to haunt you.

Ghost tabs rise from the digital graveyard — recipes never cooked, articles never read, Amazon carts never purchased. Judge each one: Maybe Later or Delete Forever before your Guilt Meter hits 100%. 60 seconds. ~25 tabs. One boss tab.

PHANTOM VIBRATION

Your phone buzzed. Did it though?

Your phone sits on the desk. It vibrates — but is it real or in your head? Check a real notification for points. Check a phantom and lose sanity. Ignore a phantom for a focus bonus. Miss a real one and face the consequences. How long can you tell the difference?

HOLD MUSIC HELL

On hold forever. Tap to survive.

You're on hold with customer service. Your Patience meter is draining. Squeeze Beast Putty to cope while random corporate disasters make everything worse. Survive 10 companies — from the Cable Company all the way to the IRS — without your patience hitting zero.

TWO-FACTOR TIMEOUT

Log in before the code expires. You cannot.

You need to log into your account but your 2FA code is about to expire. Type the 6-digit code before the countdown hits zero. Each login earns a point — but rounds get faster, codes start scrambling, fake notifications block the screen, and eventually the code changes mid-entry.

WET SOCK SPRINT

Fresh socks. Wet floor. Pure suffering.

You just put on fresh socks. Cross the house to the front door without stepping in mystery liquid. Every puddle, drip, and splash fills your Wet-o-Meter. Hit 100% soggy and your soul leaves your body.

MORE GAMES

MINI GAMES

Quick hits of chaos. No commitment required.

MICROWAVE STANDOFF

It's 2am. The microwave is counting down. Stop it at exactly 0:01 before the BEEP wakes the whole house. Each round speeds up. Distractions appear. One button. Perfect timing.

STOP THE BEEP →

SELF-CHECKOUT MELTDOWN

Scan 15 grocery items before your Embarrassment meter fills. Unexpected items in the bagging area. Produce PLU codes. A barcode that refuses to scan. The attendant is not coming. This is your life now.

START SHOPPING →

UNMUTE PANIC

You keep accidentally unmuting on video calls. Hit mute before your coworkers hear the chips, the feral dog, the toilet flush. 10 escalating waves of workplace shame.

NOTIFICATION PURGE

Texts, emails, Slack pings, breaking news — they all rain down at once. Tap to dismiss before your screen is buried. Miss 10 and you're gone.

CLEAR THEM ALL →

INTRUSIVE THOUGHT WHACK-A-MOLE

Intrusive thoughts keep popping up — stove on?? weird in 2014?? they hate you?? Smash them before they take over. 60 seconds. No therapy required.

SMASH YOUR THOUGHTS →

PHANTOM VIBRATION

Your phone just buzzed. Or did it? 30 seconds. Real notifications vs phantom vibrations. Tap the right ones — or prove your phone is gaslighting you.

FEEL THE BUZZ →

PUTTY PLINKO

Drop neon putty blobs through a glowing peg board. 10 drops per round — land the center 10× zone for maximum score. Blobs squish and splat on contact.

SNOOZE SPIRAL

Your alarm is going off. Hit snooze or wake up and race through 5 morning tasks. Each snooze costs 9 seconds. How deep can you spiral?

GUESS OR GET GOOPED

Hangman, but instead of a gallows, the putty slowly consumes its victim. Guess wrong and watch the slime rise.

PLAY PUTTY HANGMAN

PUTTY FLIP

Flip Beast Putty into legendary zones — the weirder, the better! Land combos for massive multipliers.

FLOBBY BLOBBY

He has very low self-esteem. But consuming things makes him feel better. Temporarily.

PUTTY DUNK

Flap your putty through hoops like a squishy green legend. Clean shots build streaks for bonus points.

FLOPPY PUTTY

You're a blob of Beast Putty. Giant hands are trying to squish you. Dodge them. Don't ask questions.

DODGE THE HANDS

COLOR CHAOS

Tap and watch vivid colors ripple across the screen. Mesmerizing. Pointless. Exactly what you need.

PASSWORD PURGATORY

Locked out 30 seconds before the deadline. Navigate absurd passwords, impossible CAPTCHAs, and expired 2FA codes before time runs out.

TRY TO LOG IN →

TOXIC WASTE FISHING

Cast your line into the toxic sludge and pull up the most unhinged mutated creatures imaginable.

BEAST STRETCH

Hold to stretch putty into a bridge. Release to drop. Hit the sweet spot for combos. One-tap gameplay. Impossibly addictive.

PUTTY POP FRENZY

Colorful putty blobs inflate and float away — tap to pop them before they escape! Combo multipliers and ramping speed.

PUTTY STRETCH CHALLENGE

Hold to stretch Beast Putty as far as you dare — but release before it snaps! 5 rounds of tension, timing, and Beast Inches™.

THE SUNKEN LIBRARY

A full text adventure in the style of Zork. Explore a vast underground library, solve puzzles, survive the Warden's ghost, and escape before it consumes you.

EXECUTIVE DYSFUNCTION BINGO

Tap the squares that hit too close to home. Get five in a row and win… validation.

PUTTY STACKER

Drop Beast Putty bars onto the tower. Perfect drops earn streak bonuses. How high can you go?

PUTTY MEMORY

Flip cards to match all 8 Beast Putty color pairs. Fewest moves wins.

TEST YOUR MEMORY

PUTTY SMASH

Beast Putty blobs pop up from jars. Smash them before they sink. Build combos. Hit golden blobs for 5× points.

PUTTY POLTERGEIST

Click the haunted putty blobs before they multiply. 5 levels of escalating visual chaos.

SURVIVE THE CHAOS

WEIRD STUFF

EXPERIENCES

Not quite games. Not quite useful. Entirely questionable.

YOUR PUTTY FORTUNE AWAITS

Discover what your squish style reveals about your destiny. Warning: Results may be uncomfortably accurate.

REVEAL YOUR DESTINY

PHONE DOWN. TRUTH OUT.

Place your phone face down. Let our totally real aura scanner judge your life choices.

SPIN IF YOU DARE

A wheel of questionable challenges. Spin at your own risk. Results may vary.

MASK OR BEAST?

You work the counter at Beast Putty HQ. Stressed people come in every day — but so do Stress Beasts wearing disguises.

START YOUR SHIFT

BIZARRE-O-MATIC 3000

Insert a quarter. Get a bizarre item. Collect them all. The machine is always watching.

PUTTY SIMULATOR

Stretch, squish, and play with virtual Beast Putty. Press and hold to change colors!

START SQUISHING

BUILD YOUR BEAST

Design your ultimate stress putty. Pick the color, container, texture, and extras. Make it yours.

All games are played in your browser. No accounts. No downloads. Just you, the void, and the infinite honk.

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