SELF-CHECKOUT MELTDOWN

Scan all 15 items before your Embarrassment meter fills. The machine hates you personally.

🔄 UNEXPECTED ITEM

In bagging area. Always.

👮 ATTENDANT WAIT

They know what you did.

🏷️ BARCODE WON'T SCAN

Flip it. Again. Again.

🍌 PRODUCE LOOKUP

What's the PLU for regret?

💳 CARD READER CHAOS

INSERT. TAP. SWIPE. Wrong.

🛍️ BAG FEES

There's a sub-menu. Obviously.