MOVING DAY

The couch doesn’t fit. The friends aren’t coming. The deposit is non-refundable.

📦 PHASE 1 — Pack the truck (Tetris, but worse)

🚪 PHASE 2 — Carry everything through obstacles

🛋️ PHASE 3 — Solve the couch problem (PIVOT)

🚛 PHASE 4 — Drive to the new place (dodge potholes)

📱 PHASE 5 — Find your essentials in the “misc” boxes

⚡ Random chaos events hit you between phases

Lease ends at 5pm. Don’t be late.

“You will never move again. You said this last time.”