TODDLER TORNADO

You said “sure, I can watch them for an hour.” That was 7 minutes ago.

🚨 Tap disasters to PREVENT them

🧸 Use distractions to buy time

💬 Answer parent texts (you will lie)

🧹 Final cleanup before they get home

✂️ Miss scissors = immediate game over

“They’re so small. How are they so FAST?”