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TO: All Staff (847) · Re: Q3 Planning

“honestly if I have to sit through one more synergy meeting I will eat this entire desk”

Click through corporate inbox hell to recall the email before your boss opens it. 3 lives. Escalating obstacles. Pure panic.

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