Beast Putty + Tulsa: A Match Made in Weird

An old Tulsa law makes it illegal to bring an elephant into downtown—no one's sure why, but it's still on the books.

We're not bringing any circus animals, just Beast Putty to tame YOUR wild side.

Lottie Williams from Tulsa is the only person in history to be hit by space debris—a 6-inch rocket piece on January 22, 1997.

That's one kind of stress falling from the sky. Beast Putty handles the Earth-bound variety.

An old Oklahoma state law made tattoos illegal since 1963, yet Tulsa tattooists have openly operated for decades, advertising as "tattoo removal" shops.

Squishing stress is legal everywhere—no loopholes required.

Tulsa buried a 1998 Plymouth Prowler in a concrete vault at Centennial Park to be excavated on January 18, 2048—a time capsule nobody asked for.

Beast Putty is timeless, but way less awkward than a buried Chrysler.

The Tulsa Race Massacre of 1921 destroyed the prosperous Black Greenwood neighborhood in two days—one of the worst racial riots in U.S. history, long hidden from textbooks.

History matters. Healing matters. Beast Putty helps both.

A bizarre old Tulsa law states you cannot open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer—enforcement is nonexistent and hilarious.

Opening our putty container requires zero engineering degrees.