Beast Putty + Oklahoma City: A Match Made in Weird

It's illegal to walk backwards in Oklahoma City while eating. You could also face a fine for making disturbing faces at a dog.

Beast Putty lets you stress-relief however you want—no backwards-eating police required.

Oklahoma was the only U.S. state to ban tattoos entirely. Tattooing remained illegal until 2006 when Governor Brad Henry signed it away.

Knead Beast Putty instead of getting inked—same stress relief, zero legal trouble.

In 1908, Oklahoma governor "Alfalfa Bill" required all hotels to have sheets with three extra feet of linen to cover guests' heads and feet.

Squeeze Beast Putty and marvel at the strangest bedsheet legislation in American history.

It's illegal to trip a pallbearer at a funeral in Oklahoma. Horse tripping and bear wrestling exhibitions are also banned.

Mold Beast Putty into tiny pallbearers and keep them safely upright.

Oklahoma adultery law makes affairs a felony punishable by up to five years in prison and $500 fine.

Work Beast Putty and contemplate the weirdest relationship laws in America.

Females cannot cut their own hair in Oklahoma without a license from the state. Breaking this law could result in a fine.

Squeeze Beast Putty while pondering why DIY haircuts are criminalized in one state.